Salesmen Quotes

“Outside the box" is an overused cliche which goes nowhere near far enough. In fact, there are so many politicians and salesmen thinking outside the box these days that I am convinced that all of their boxes are completely empty!”

“This maybe the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.”

“Bad people? What kind of bad people? Members of the Church of Satan? Insurance salesmen? People who don’t speak English?”

“Perfect sanity is a myth propagated by straitjacket salesmen.”

“My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.”

“Preachers are not salesmen, for they have nothing to sell. They are bearers of Good News.”

“Some salesmen think that selling is like eating—to satisfy an existing appetite”

“Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?”

“Money has transformed every watchdog, every independent authority. Medical doctors are increasingly gulled by the lobbying of pharmaceutical salesmen.”