Sarcastic Quotes

“My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.”

“I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.”

“I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes.”

“I am not mean I am just sarcastically humorous”

“Really?""No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember.""Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic.”

“My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.”

“I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.”

“...Peabody had better retire to her bed; she is clearly in need of recuperative sleep, she has not made a sarcastic remark for fully ten minutes.”

“Seriously, Palta…” He was honestly puzzled, “I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. What about your ears is supposed to be so bizarre?”“Um…You’d have to be blind to miss them,” I replied sarcastically. “If you’re not, you will be when you poke your eye out on one of them.”

“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!”