Satirists Quotes

“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.”

“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.”

“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.”

“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.”

“Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them.”

“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”

“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.”

“As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.”

“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.”