Screw Quotes

“I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else.”

“I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else.”

“Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.”

“So remember, this is definitely a screwed-if-you-do, screwed-if-you-don't situation. You just remember to say, "Screw them.”

“I mean, okay, let's say we're all going to get better. Let's just pretend we will. Fine. Where are we going to go after we get better? What are we going to do with all of our newfound healthy behaviors? Back out into the world that screwed us up and screwed us over. This does not sound promising.”

“It was so funny, I witnessed this with my own eyes, Andy and the screw were like two WWF wrestlers, we were locked behind the grill gates cheering Andy on, the chants started. The chant was to the tune of Jingle Bells and went like this: Stab a screw, stab a screw, stab a screw today, all that fun it is to stab a screw on New Year’s Day, but it was only 29 December.”

“You don't even know me," I said."And whose fault is that?""Cinderella's"Two creases formed between Jake's eyebrows."Cinderella's?""Yeah, Cinderella screwed me over." Without any more explanation, I got into my car, pulled the door closed, and fired up the engine.”

“The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.”

“Screw it. Let's do it.”

“If all we are is what people think we are, then we're all screwed.”

“In my experience, what defines a crime depends on who’s getting screwed.”