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“If I choose to take the pen from God and write the story of my life without Him, I better have plenty of erasers and a whole lot of white-out. Better yet, I should invest in a good shredder.”
Craig D. Lounsbrough“I wish I was a shredder that could play everything, but I don't have the patience.”
Dave Navarro“you are a person, not a shredder.so quit tearing yourself to shreds.”
Scott Stabile“How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?”
Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome