Shredder Quotes

“If I choose to take the pen from God and write the story of my life without Him, I better have plenty of erasers and a whole lot of white-out. Better yet, I should invest in a good shredder.”

“I wish I was a shredder that could play everything, but I don't have the patience.”

“you are a person, not a shredder.so quit tearing yourself to shreds.”

“How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?”