Shrek Quotes

“I'm not the one with the problem its the world who seems to have a problem with me”

“Mishaque was a stouty blend of Irish "shrek" mixed with crazy Jafakain, his front was car dealing.”

“I find myself fascinated by a man who admits to enjoying fairy tales and uses the word "impinge"- barely misses a beat while indulging in a brief girl-on-girl fantasy. You're a man of layers, Ford."Me and Shrek, we're onions.”