Sitcom Quotes

“Writing is a solitary occupation, except for Presidential speeches and sitcoms.”

“People compose poetry, novels, sitcoms - for love.”

“I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.”

“Politics is not a picture on a wall or a television sitcom that you can decide you don't much care for.”

“We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.”

“If parents were as concerened about raising their children as they are about the outcome of their sitcom or sports game, this nation would thrive.”

“In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of the eye and not a guffaw. But there's no juice in that for me.”

“I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes.”

“Don’t know if it’s good or bad that a Google search on “Big Bang Theory” lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe”