Slap Quotes

“...then inn a conversational tone said, "I slapped my Aunt Martha. When my fiancé died. She told me God needed him in heaven, and I hauled off and slapped her, a sixty year old woman....People say unbelievable things to you. They deserve slapping.”

“...then inn a conversational tone said, "I slapped my Aunt Martha. When my fiancé died. She told me God needed him in heaven, and I hauled off and slapped her, a sixty year old woman....People say unbelievable things to you. They deserve slapping.”

“My thoughts were interrupted when I heard someone got slapped. By the sound alone, one could tell that it was a hard one. I figured whoever got slapped had to be close by, so I spun around in search of this person who had just gotten the daylights slapped out of them, only to discover that the person was me.”

“Honesty: what a refreshing slap in the face it is.”

“She stood up when he approached her,Not to hug him,but to slap him.”

“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.”

“You have right to be angry, insult and slap. But later you have to forgive.”

“She wanted to hug him and at the same time she kind of wanted to slap him.”

“If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also...but of course if you were able to stand soberly after the first slap.”

“Oh, why did he slap her when she’s a widow, and that annoyed her even more. She said she should not have been slapped because she is a full human being, not because she doesn’t have a husband to speak for her.”

“Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?”