Smartass Quotes

“Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”

“Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin? Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin.”

“Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began?Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created?”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ?Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according to your wish.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ?Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be celebrated as ascension day.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless.”

“Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist?Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man at no time at all.”

“Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ?Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it’ll find you.”

“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.”