Smekday Quotes

“Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' r”

“Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' r”

“Sometimes you really want to say "Duh," but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess.”

“The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.”

“We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.”

“I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G.""Sausages.”

“There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.”