Sneeze Quotes

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”

“For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.”

“Foxbrush sneezed again.He couldn't help himself. It's not something a fellow likes to do when a stunningly beautiful woman is leaning toward him with an expression on her face like Nidawi's wore. But sneezes are not prey to the wants or wishes of those inflicted with them. He sneezed so violently that he nearly knocked his forehead against Nidawi's exquisite little chin. She leapt back lightly, frowning at first, then shaking the frown into a rain of laughter.”

“(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?”

“Like a sneeze, sin feels good at first, but it leaves a huge mess.”

“I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided."What terrible smell?""The air," said Gateman. "It smells...different.""That's called oxygen," said Professor Boxley. "Freh air. No cars, no buses, no factories; just pure, clean oxygen.”

“When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.”

“A sneeze can never be to far away”

“Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.”

“I mean, death is a serious thing, certainly not to be sneezed at.”