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Granny Weatherwax had a primal snore. It had never been tamed. No one had ever had to sleep next to it, to curb its wilder excesses by means of a kick, a prod in the small of the back, or a pillow used as a bludgeon. It had had years in a lonely bedroom to perfect the knark, the graaah, and the gnoc, gnoc, gnoc unimpeded by the nudges, jabs, and occasional attempts at murder that usually moderate the snore impulse over time

Terry Pratchett
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Snoring keeps the monsters away.

Judy Blume, Fudge-a-Mania
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I didn’t mean to snore in your ear, but I wanted to inhale all of what was wrapped up in the comforter with me.

Darnell Lamont Walker, Book of She
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The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored.

David Eddings, Crystal Gorge
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He kissed her forehead and drifted into an uneasy sleep, listening to the soft snoring of the creature on his chest, one he loved slightly more than he had come to fear.

Thomm Quackenbush, Danse Macabre (Night's Dream, #2)
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I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land--every color, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike--all snored in the same language.

Malcolm X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X
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It wasn’t until someone kicked his legs that Nik woke up. Alek, snoring beside him, his head resting on his shoulder. Ban snoring on the other couch, the noise rivaled only by the dog. He looked into the impossibly cranky face of Zach Sheridan. “Y’all get food?” “We had a full refrigerator before you three got here.” “Where I come from, we don’t let the refrigerator get empty.” “Where you come from, you marry your sister.

Shelly Laurenston, Here Kitty, Kitty!
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I thank you for not snoring.

Marlon Brando
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There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.

Garry Shandling
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Men were snoring, twitching and whimpering, struggling with nightmares less terrible than reality.

Gabriel Chevallier, Fear: A Novel of World War I
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