Some inspiration for the overenthusiastic Quotes

“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.”

“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.”

“Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.”

“I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.”

“There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.”

“Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.”

“Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.”

“Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.”

“We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse. Now pleasure gyrates us through those stages.”

“Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents.”

“Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.”