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“Hey, my spaghetti’s moving!” cried Mr. Twit, poking around in it with his fork.“It’s a new kind,” Mrs. Twit said, taking a mouthful from her own plate which of course had no worms. “It’s called Squiggly Spaghetti. It’s delicious. Eat it up while it’s nice and hot.”
Roald Dahl
“Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing.”
Haruki Murakami, Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman“When faced with something I fear, I tend to eat spaghetti.”
Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case“Maybe she's a spaghetti girl.....straight until wet.”
Jodi Lerner (Marlee Matlin's L Word character)“I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I just go one god further.”
Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion“A theist can't empirically prove that God exists but he believes in God because no one can allegedly disprove God's existence. By his logic, you must believe in anything you can't disprove. That means all things are real until disproved--including the tooth fairy, the Loch Ness Monster, Santa Claus, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, etc.”
G.M. Jackson, How to Prove God Does Not Exist“[M]an is not an island, he is more like a spaghetti junction.”
Elizabeth Cooke, Land Law“Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti.”
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