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“I can fly around the world in one night. I can wink and go up a chimney in a split second. I can be in 500 shopping malls on the same weekend. I can even fit enough gifts for the entire world into one tiny sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, but I CANNOT FIX THIS CONFOUNDED COMPUTER!”
Bobbi A. Chukran
“I can fly around the world in one night. I can wink and go up a chimney in a split second. I can be in 500 shopping malls on the same weekend. I can even fit enough gifts for the entire world into one tiny sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, but I CANNOT FIX THIS CONFOUNDED COMPUTER!”
Bobbi A. Chukran, Cattywampus Christmas“That was a hell of a thing.”
Engineer Fred Kwan Galaxy Quest“As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.”
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