Spoof Quotes

“I can fly around the world in one night. I can wink and go up a chimney in a split second. I can be in 500 shopping malls on the same weekend. I can even fit enough gifts for the entire world into one tiny sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, but I CANNOT FIX THIS CONFOUNDED COMPUTER!”

“That was a hell of a thing.”

“As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.”