Spouses Quotes

“It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.”

“Soon I was weeping---for the reservists who put their entire lives on hold when called to duty, for the military mothers who had to keep their families together all alone, for the parents, spouses, sons, and daughters who were beset with worry, for Mike, and for the soldiers who would never come home. I only meant to buy a shower curtain, and now, quite unexpectedly, right when I least wanted it, months of pent-up loneliness, fear, and frustration were pouring out in an endless churn of hot, silent tears.”

“The whole world seems tilted, my inner ear displaced by a hole where my spouse used to be.”

“The most important quality in the man you decide to marry should be the ability to make you laugh. Beauty fades, careers end, money comes and goes, religions change, children grow up and move away, spouses get sick, struggles happen, family members die, senility sets in when your older, but the ability to make you giggle every day is the most precious gift God can give you to get through all of it.”

“He'd been going out with his right hand for so long they were practically common law spouses.”

“Maybe the best thing we can do for our spouses is give them permission to forgive themselves.”

“I was good at being a doctor my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege. ”

“Most women outlive their spouses. Divorce remains at record rates. It's important for a woman to be able to control her finances.”

“Customers, like spouses, can be at your beck and call if you give them what they need, when they need it and how they need it. Massage their ego and you have them by the heart.”