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“People always laugh at me when I tell them I’m scared of pencils, because they can’t fathom why anyone would fear a puncture wound or lead poisoning from a pencil, especially now that it’s impossible to get lead poisoning since they don’t actually contain lead. But those fuckers are sharp, and I have nightmares about getting cornered in a room and repeatedly stabbed with one. Somehow knives don’t frighten me, even though they are the more obvious tool for both a real and imagined stabbing.”
Kate Madison“I love you," I said, and stabbed him.”
Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
Robert Benchley“There is no substantive difference between being stabbed to death in the living beating heart with a physical knife and feeling the plunging stabbing pain of betrayal.”
Keith Aaron Gilbert, Just Sane Enough“How’s your father?”“How do you think he is? You stabbed him in the foot.”“I would have aimed for his heart, but I wasn’t sure he actually had one. Do any of you have one?”
G.A. Aiken, Dragon Actually“We worshipped a great white body that was an avalanche of good news, and we slit it open in every part. “That can’t go through the mail,” the postman gasped, “because that is a super-stabbed body!” The super-stabbed body rose up, with many butterknives sticking out of it, and said, “I AM the mail.” It had so many lovers.”
Patricia Lockwood, Motherland Fatherland Homelandsexuals“The defendant removed his gloves and started toward the victim. Mr. Farley, still teasing, said: “Ooo, he's taking his gloves off.” The defendant then pulled a knife from his pocket and stabbed the victim in the neck. He also stabbed Mr. Farley in the arm as he fell to the floor. Mr. Farley looked up and cried: “Man, I was just kidding around.” The defendant responded: “Well, man, you should have never hit me in my face.”
Franklin Cleckley“Had she stabbed me with a knife, she could not have hurt me more.”
Alexandre Dumas fils, La Dame aux Camélias“Beck stabbed a hand through his hair and continued.”
Marilee Brothers, Moon Rise“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.”
Ed Gardner