Surgery Quotes

“Revirgination surgery for women is the fastest growing segment within the Indian cosmetic surgery industry. But any culture that decides a woman’s worth by the presence or absence of a membrane needs to examine its collective head.”

“Revirgination surgery for women is the fastest growing segment within the Indian cosmetic surgery industry. But any culture that decides a woman’s worth by the presence or absence of a membrane needs to examine its collective head.”

“I made the mistake of using my earned sick time at the W. M. Keck Observatory for essential surgery. When I returned to work the management team demanded my resignation numerous times, citing my essential surgery as a reason. The W. M. Keck Observatory taught me that using earned sick time in the USA may put your future employment at significant risk.”

“I had a sense of debt to the medical profession and to surgery particularly. I would not be as ambient as I am without it.”

“Break free from the binding robes of passion that feels like a lump in your heart, perform that surgery today, and you'll be set free forever.”

“I would trust citizen journalism as much as I would trust citizen surgery.”

“A clown makes you laugh it doesn't mean he knows how to perform a surgery.”

“I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.”

“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.”

“I have something called endometriosis, and I was told by my gynecologist that I needed to go on a specific diet if I didn't want to have any more surgery.”

“Lasik surgery has evolved. Remarkably, it has merged with cataract surgery to give birth to a new procedure called Prelex.”