Sydney carton Quotes

“If GOD had a milk carton, would your face be on it?”

“If GOD had a milk carton, would your face be on it?”

“For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.”

“Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.”

“Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.”

“Mike drank straight from the carton, wiped his mouth, and stared at her. "You've been acting freaky. Are you high? Can I have some if you are?”

“Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.”

“I would lay down my life for this ice cream.''Wow. That's an endorsement. If I ever decide to mass produce, I'll have to put that on the carton.”

“He’d seen a lot of bizarre items left at gravesides, like a carton of eggs, a pair of reading glasses, a bag of licorice, smooth stones, a spoon.”

“I'm sure the holy refrigerator is packed solid with cartons of Blue Bell ice cream - times a million. All those amazing flavor combinations minus the calories and fat grams, of course. After all, we are talking about heaven here, amen?”

“That was progress, right there. Except no one would ever know how hard I was working to keep my temper under control, because the whole point of keeping your temper under control is not doing things like throwing a milk carton in someone's face even though they clearly deserve it.”