Teddy bear Quotes

“A teddy bear will give you love.A grizzly bear will give you a mauling.Some bears aren't just the same.”

“A teddy bear will give you love.A grizzly bear will give you a mauling.Some bears aren't just the same.”

“You belong with us, the lost of the lost, the tribe without a home, a tribe of orphans living our abandoned lives amid toys and trinkets, stuffed monkeys and bears. You’re one of us now—the Tribe of the Teddy Bear.” From Tribe of the Teddy Bear”

“Teddy bears, not grizzly bears, get invited in for honey.”

“Hey. My life’s not all about weird little creatures pretending to be teddy bears.” From Tribe of the Teddy Bear.”

“It's too bad we're not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.”

“The Tanakee are thought to possess strange, almost supernatural powers.Their eyes are described as large and hypnotic." From Tribe of the Teddy Bear”

“A god without wrath, without intimidation, without punishment, without hell? It would be a paper tiger, a teddy bear!”

“God, I’ve just figured out what’s missing – you ditched the hallowed Albermarle Teddy Bear!’ I nodded.   ‘Banished to a dark cupboard for all eternity.’ ‘You cold-hearted bastard.’ ‘Give me a hot water bottle any day.   At least they have some appreciable function.   Not like that pathetic pile of overpriced fake fur and anthropomorphic bullshit I locked in the wardrobe.’‘You have serious teddy bear issues.”

“On Thursdays we're Teddy Bear Doctors”

“Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone.”