Tequila Quotes

“Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!”

“Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.”

“Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not tequila.”

“It would not be until darkness had taken indisputable control over the land, until the flames of the bonfire created an unreal world of shadows, until tequila and mescal untied men from their somber selves.”

“After you, it's all cheap tequila.”

“I think every person has their own identity and beauty. Everyone being different is what is really beautiful. If we were all the same, it would be boring.”

“If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.”

“Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.”

“more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila”

“I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.”