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“It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.”
P.G. Wodehouse
“It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.”
P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves in the Morning“It's brain," I said; "pure brain! What do you do to get like that, Jeeves? I believe you must eat a lot of fish, or something. Do you eat a lot of fish, Jeeves?""No, sir.""Oh, well, then, it's just a gift, I take it; and if you aren't born that way there's no use worrying.”
P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves“Feminine psychology is admittedly odd, sir. The poet Pope...""Never mind about the poet Pope, Jeeves.""No, sir.""There are times when one wants to hear all about the poet Pope and times when one doesn't.""Very true, sir.”
P.G. Wodehouse“I don’t know if you have had the same experience, but the snag I always come up against when I’m telling a story is this dashed difficult problem of where to begin it.”
P.G. Wodehouse, Right Ho, Jeeves“I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'sir' on to every sentence. The two things don't go together.”
P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves“You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on the fragments in hobnailed boots, but you are mistaken. It would be a genuine pleasure. By an odd coincidence I brought a pair of hobnailed boots with me!' So saying, and recognising a good exit line when he saw one, he strode out, and after an interval of tense meditation I followed him. (Spode to Wooster)”
P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and Wooster Omnibus: The Mating Season / The Code of the Woosters / Right Ho, Jeeves“...writing Jeeves stories gives me a great deal of pleasure and keeps me out of the public houses.”
P.G. Wodehouse“-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?'There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter”
P.G. Wodehouse“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'""The mood will pass, sir.”
P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters“It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.”
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