Tights Quotes

“There are no good tights, It´s all such a rare sight... Gently, I put one in. Holes are within! They´re only good for a fight.”

“There are no good tights, Rare they are, a rare sight. You roll and roll Inside a new hole, They´re only good for a fight.”

“What’s the fuckin’ difference between leggings and tights?”

“From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.”

“I never heerd...nor read of nor see in picters, any angel in tights and gaiters...but...he's a reg'lar thoroughbred angel for all that.”

“I have always been a romantic, one of those people who believes that a woman in pink circus tights contains all the secrets of the universe.”

“A lot of sequins for New Year's! Red, green, white - I fail at all of that because I'm always in black. But for Christmas, I do love wearing cute dresses with tights and a pair of boots.”

“It's good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydive, go skydiving. If you're offered a part in a weird Shakespeare play in San Diego, slap on some tights and rock out some iambic pentameter.”

“For God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? Give me a frigging break!”

“I used to wait for a sign, she said, before I did anything. Then one night I had a dream & an angel in black tights came to me & said, you can start any time now, & then I asked is this a sign? & the angel started laughing & I woke up. Now, I think the whole world is filled with signs, but if there's no laughter, I know they're not for me.”