Toast Quotes

“You cannot capture warmth in a toast, but you can capture toast in a warmth.”

“At home, my father ate all the most burnt pieces of toast. 'Yum!' he'd say, and 'Charcoal! Good for you!' and 'Burnt toast! My favorite!' and he'd eat it all up. When I was much older he confessed to me that he had not ever liked burnt toast, had only eaten it to prevent it from going to waste, and, for a fraction of a moment, my entire childhood felt like a lie, it was as if one of the pillars of belief that my world had been built upon had crumbled into dry sand.”

“So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.”

“If he didn't hate me so much and he wasn't an evil supernatural being, I'd be on him like black on Cookie's toast.That woman could not make toast.”

“Stress is a dragon.Believe in it and you’re toast.Slay your stress.”

“The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the bread and you make the toast and you start the day.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.”

“I don't drink coffee I take tea my dearI like my toast done on one sid”