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“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.”
K. Martin Beckner
“Sir Gerald Moore: I was at dinner last evening, and halfway through the pudding, this four-year-old child came alone, dragging a little toy cart. And on the cart was a fresh turd. Her own, I suppose. The parents just shook their heads and smiled. I've made a big investment in you, Peter. Time and money, and it's not working. Now, I could just shake my head and smile. But in my house, when a turd appears, we throw it out. We dispose of it. We flush it away. We don't put it on the table and call it caviar.”
Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities“You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.”
Orson Scott Card, Shadow of the Hegemon“Idleness and solitude led to these dramatics: an ordinary turd indulging himself as the chief of sinners.”
Charles Portis, The Dog of the South“...some of it's how he acts like he's King Shit of Turd Mountain, but mostly it's that he's sneaky, and he likes to hurt”
Stephen King, The Green Mile“Jeffrey Murdock is a colossal turd.""Can I stitch that on a sampler and put it on Etsy?""Sure.”
Cecilia London, Conscience“Don’t ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out”
Charles Bukowski“Be who you are. If a man, be one. If woman, be so. The gender-change, behaviour or role, is a mind-made turd. As illusory as this world.”
Fakeer Ishavardas“...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.”
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