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You wouldn't walk with your underpants stuck in your bottom, you'd adjust them. So don't treat life like ill-fitting wondering underpants, adjust it to be comfortable again

E.E.D. Horton
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You wouldn't walk with your underpants stuck in your bottom, you'd adjust them. So don't treat the inconvenience in your life like ill-fitting wandering underpants, adjust it to be comfortable again.

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Bursar?""Yes, Archchancellor?""You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?""Me? No, Archchancellor.""Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
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He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

Cuthbert Soup, A Whole Nother Story
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

Bill Watterson
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Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal.

Ann Benjamin, Life After Joe
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I’d practically groped her under the guise of helping her get out a stain, but still, she looked like she found me about as appealing as second-hand underpants.

L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit
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We were running all over the front lawn and under the rainspouts, barefooted, in our underpants, with the rain pelting down, straight cold gray rain of Delta summers, wonderful rain. -Mexico

Ellen Gilchrist, Light Can Be Both Wave and Particle
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People like you end up dead. One day they are roaming about in their underpants pretending to be Superman and the next day they are killed because they jump off their roof thinking that they can fly!

Abhik Chatterjee, Genesis
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Has it ever struck you as odd that humans are the only creatures on the planet who wear clothes? Everything else, from aardvarks to zebras, is running around in its birthday suit, blissfully unclear of the concept of underpants. Why don't people do the same?

Linda Bender, Animal Wisdom: Learning from the Spiritual Lives of Animals
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