Undertaker Quotes

“Those what yielded the extra lolly were gevyn a clothe to put over themselves when they dost cash in their chips, and were told to staye where they lay until they be picked up. - From "Three Interesting Facts about Undertakers”

“When life takes you down like Brock Lesnar, You have to be Goldberg. But struggle doesn't stop there, you will be taken down again soon. You will have to be Undertaker this time. It is all about improving and improvising.”

“Having parked up at the entrance to the football ground I’d like my coffin to be taken from the hearse and carried around the mile and a half perimeter of the pitch in a fitting lap of honour. Then, after the lap of honour, I would like the undertakers to lift me out of my coffin, dress me in the home strip and sit with me in the Evans Halshaw Home Stand for a match against any team in the Essex and Suffolk Border League Division One. (From Undertaker's Question Time, 2016)”

“Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?”

“Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.”

“Lawrence will go on burying his own undertakers.”

“Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”

“Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”

“Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”