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“As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.”
P.G. Wodehouse
“Those what yielded the extra lolly were gevyn a clothe to put over themselves when they dost cash in their chips, and were told to staye where they lay until they be picked up. - From "Three Interesting Facts about Undertakers”
Nick John Whittle“When life takes you down like Brock Lesnar, You have to be Goldberg. But struggle doesn't stop there, you will be taken down again soon. You will have to be Undertaker this time. It is all about improving and improvising.”
Harshvardhan Malpani“Having parked up at the entrance to the football ground I’d like my coffin to be taken from the hearse and carried around the mile and a half perimeter of the pitch in a fitting lap of honour. Then, after the lap of honour, I would like the undertakers to lift me out of my coffin, dress me in the home strip and sit with me in the Evans Halshaw Home Stand for a match against any team in the Essex and Suffolk Border League Division One. (From Undertaker's Question Time, 2016)”
Nick John Whittle“Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?”
Alison Bechdel, Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic“Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.”
Zig Ziglar“Lawrence will go on burying his own undertakers.”
Harold Bloom, The Western Canon: The Books and School of the Ages“Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
Mark Twain“Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
Mark Twain“Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
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