Unplugged Quotes

“All of a sudden, my right hand was dead, unplugged, and my left was definitely not working right.”

“She sleeps like a cocoyam. A thing without senses. She sleeps like his mother, unplugged from the world.”

“If I am ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system I definitely want to be unplugged but not until I get down to size eight.”

“It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.”

“There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders.”

“If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?”

“Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.”

“Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.”

“Sometimes stupid is crime enough.”

“Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.”