Witticism Quotes

“Avoid witticisms at the expense of Others.”

“A man often runs the risk of throwing away a witticism if he admits that it is his own.”

“A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.”

“A mountain still in the distance can appear as a molehill.”

“No exceptions to exceptions!”

“What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.”

“Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast”

“Where have you been all of your life?”

“Deep down, he's shallow.”