Worlds funniest jokes Quotes

“Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”

“Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”

“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”

“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”

“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”

“High school parties exhausted me because I always felt like I was the only thinking person in a room mostly full of morons obliterating precious IQ points with every gulp of whatever booze they managed to steal out of their parents' liquor cabinets. College parties are exhausting in a diametrically opposite way. They are full of smart, funny people who are all used to being the smartest, funniest person in the room, so they spend the whole party talking over one another, overlapping and overtaking the conversation to prove that they are the smartest, funniest person in the room, if not the entire planet.”

“Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.”

“The funniest people are the saddest ones”

“Mausoleum n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.”