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Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

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Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

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Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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