Zombie apocalypse Quotes

“I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.”

“If you're not learning how to live off the land, then you're only learning how to survive in the short-term. (During a conversation with someone in regards to surviving a zombie apocalypse, 2017)”

“Black Friday – (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.”

“We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” – character quote”

“The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” – character quote”

“Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.”

“I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.”

“Alice is fictional. This isn't.”

“That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse”