“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?”

“I still have a crush on Johnny Depp, and I literally only started dating my husband because he looked like Johnny Depp - and he knows that. We've been together for twelve years, and he still looks like Johnny Depp.”

“I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.”

“Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.”

“I think it's an actor's responsibility to change every time. Not only for himself and the people he's working with, but for the audience. If you just go out and deliver the same dish every time... it's meat loaf again... you'd get bored. I'd get bored.”

“You grow up a bit damaged or broken then you have some success but you don't know how to feel good about the work you're doing or the life you're leading.”

“Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic.”

“There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in our world. And now I have a daughter to think about. It's really the first time I've thought about the future and what it could be.”

“You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.”

“I was a million percent in love with Edward Scissorhands. I remember looking in the mirror on the last day of shooting... and thinking how sad I was to be saying goodbye to Edward.”