“A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.”

“From an early age I didn't buy into the value systems of working hard in a nine-to-five job. I thought creativity, friendship and loyalty and pushing the boundaries of what was acceptable was much more interesting.”

“Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality.”

“A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.”

“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. ”