“A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.”

“Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?”

“Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.”

“I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.”

“If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.”

“He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.”

“I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.”

“A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.”

“Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?”

“Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race”

“Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.”