“A relationship needs constant attention. It’s a living thing, not just a habit. You’ve got to keep on top of it.”

“Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.”

“A relationship needs constant attention. It’s a living thing, not just a habit. You’ve got to keep on top of it.”

“All a woman actually wants is to feel special.”

“Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.”

“Because that’s what unfaithfulness is, isn’t it? A cancer that’s always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship. It’s happened once, it could happen again, so you’re always looking for telltale signs or symptoms to show that it’s reappeared...”

“Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship.”