“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”
Bob Hope“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
Bob Hope“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”
Bob Hope“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”
Bob Hope“When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.”
Bob Hope“I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.”
Bob Hope