“America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.”
Louis C. K.“If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.”
Louis C. K.“When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.”
Louis C. K.“Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.”
Louis C. K.“When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'”
Louis C. K.“When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.”
Louis C. K.“Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.”
Louis C. K.“It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.”
Louis C. K.“I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.”
Louis C. K.“I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.”
Louis C. K.“It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.”
Louis C. K.