“An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.”

“The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.”

“The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.”

“A dull speaker like a plain woman is credited with all the virtues for we charitably suppose that a surface so unattractive must be compensated by interior blessings.”

“An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.”

“Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.”

“An act of God was defined as "something which no reasonable man could have expected."”