“An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.”

“A tiny and closed fraternity of privileged men, elected by no one, and enjoying a monopoly sanctioned and licensed by government.”

“Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.”

“The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.”

“Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.”

“An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.”