“As I travel the world, it seems that younger people identify me merely with some of the folklore in the 'Chuck Norris Facts' - those hyperbolic sayings that elevate my abilities beyond my capabilities. Others view me in light of the character I played in 'Walker, Texas Ranger' or in one of my 20 tough-guy films.”
“As I travel the world, it seems that younger people identify me merely with some of the folklore in the 'Chuck Norris Facts' - those hyperbolic sayings that elevate my abilities beyond my capabilities. Others view me in light of the character I played in 'Walker, Texas Ranger' or in one of my 20 tough-guy films.”
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“Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.”
John Green“It's amazing because people come up to me and say, 'Chuck, you're the luckiest guy in the world to be a world karate champion and a movie and TV star.' When they say this to me, I kind of smile because luck had nothing to do with it; God had everything to do with it.”
Chuck Norris“As I travel the world, it seems that younger people identify me merely with some of the folklore in the 'Chuck Norris Facts' - those hyperbolic sayings that elevate my abilities beyond my capabilities. Others view me in light of the character I played in 'Walker, Texas Ranger' or in one of my 20 tough-guy films.”
Chuck Norris“Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.”
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