“Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.”
“Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.”
Gordon Korman
“But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever.”
Gordon Korman“I've taken care of it," I saidMy father looked at me, shocked.Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work."No, no, I mean he's gone.”
Gordon Korman“Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.”
Gordon Korman“They don't have regular time at school, you know. They have periods. All of a sudden an alarm goes off and you're supposed to drop what you're doing and rush off to a different room with a different teacher to do something completely different! How can anybody learn like that?”
Gordon Korman, Schooled“The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.”
Gordon Korman, No More Dead Dogs“You know what punk is? a bunch of no-talent guys who really, really want to be in a band. Nobody reads music, nobody plays the mandolin, and you're too dumb to write songs about mythology or Middle-earth. So what's your style? Three chords, cranked out fast and loud and distorted because your instruments are crap and you can't play them worth a damn. And you scream your lungs out to cover up the fact that you can't sing. It should suck, but here's the thing - it doesn't. Rock and roll can be so full of itself, but not this. It's simple and angry and raw.”
Gordon Korman, Born to Rock“For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.”
Gordon Korman, One False Note“I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet”
Gordon Korman, One False Note“Amy turned to Nellie. "Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?"The au pair was wary. "What kind of diversion?""You could pretend to be lost," Dan proposed. "The guy comes out to give you directions, and we slip inside.""That's the most sexist idea I've ever heard," Nellie said harshly. "I'm female, so I have to be clueless. He's male, so he's got a great sense of direc”
Gordon Korman, One False Note“For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.”
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