“Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.”

“When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.”

“Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.”

“Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.”

“People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's a sign of affection, truly. It's a true test of love and friendship: can you make a man laugh at himself? So what makes a good burn? Go after targets you love and respect. And hit 'em hard.”

“I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley.”