Trey Parker Quotes

“Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.”

“And tonight I'm feelin like an astronaut, sending sos from this tiny box,and i lost the signal when i lifted off, now i'm stuck up here and the world forgot, can i please come down? Cuz i'm tired of drifting round and round....can i please come down? Now I lie awake and scream in my zero gravity...and its starting to weigh down on me....lets abort this mission now....CAN I PLEASE COME DOWN? So tonight I'm calling all the astronauts, all the lonely people that the world forgot, if you hear my voice, come pick me up, cuz ur all i've got...”

“Cuz how do you know yer alive if you don't hurt?”

“Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon.”

“Cherish forever what makes you unique 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes!”

“Be careful what you get good at doin', cuz you'll be doin' it for the rest of your life.”

“Just cuz you get to the end doesn’t mean you know what happened.”

“The rest of the time, I don't do so much thinkin'. 'Cuz if I did, I'd go runnin' back to where things is simple.”

“She didn't tell him white folks couldn't love the same as coloreds. She couldn't love the same neither though, cuz more than half of her was white.”

“The biggest problem occurswhen i try to forget you are nights,cuz i ain't got control on my dreams...”