Claudette Colbert Quotes

“Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.”

“Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.”

“She sounded like she really meant it, and I wondered if I actually was standing here on the sidewalk with her, and not still asleep in my room.”

“We were supposed to be an English literature class, but Miss Nesbitt used literature to teach real life. She said she didn't have time to teach us like a regular English teacher--we were too far behind. Instead, she taught us the world through literature.”

“Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion.Stephen Colbert: Over 90 percent, that is unbelievable...in that it is not true. Only 3 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion. Kyle just rounded it up to the nearest 90.”

“Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding.”

“I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way.”

“I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.”

“I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.”

“When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.”

“Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the furthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness: a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say 'no.' But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow.”