Cristin Milioti Quotes

“I wasn't a very good student. I prefer to learn by experience.”

“On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!”

“Sometimes what we lack is the thrill of anticipation or the delay of gratification. We enjoy things far more when we've really desired them but had to wait for them. The real value is found in our self control and patience, which allows us to delay gratification and build anticipation. Letting desire build is an abstract way to achieve balance and moderation in your life... Moderation just may be the answer to boredom - go figure! -- pg 145-146”

“In the span of one night, Jenny had gone from being someone he refused to touch to the woman he refused to stay away from.”

“It's a silence I know. The kind that's actually a sound so loud your brain doesn't know how to interpret it at first.”

“Chocolate cake and a diamond ring? In bed with the man of my dreams?”

“She giggled. Giggled. Her cheeks pinked, and goddamn, if this plane didn’t get to the gate and un-board them, he was going to pull the emergency hatch.”

“I thought you were more like GI Joe, but now that I know about the cape, you sound more like Superman." Mia Kensington to Colby Winters”

“You’ve been drinking. Let’s go before I become the asshole prick you think I am.”

“Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?”