Jules Asner Quotes

“I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?'”

“I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.”

“Never stand still. Only stand still enough to learn, and once you stop learning in that stance, move off. Always keep yourself engaged, in theater, in whatever job you can get. If you can't get an acting job, then go backstage. Or take tickets. But be around actors because that is where you will primarily learn.”

“The treasure shouldn't do the hunting, and you're a treasure.”

“Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.”

“Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.”

“The worst things in life come free to us”

“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.'Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus came along.”

“I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on your porch, Ed, but it's you, Ed, who is getting dumped.”

“I left myself out of humanity by focusing on differences. This isolation only strengthened Ed” (17)”