Fran Lebowitz Quotes

“Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum.”

“Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum.”

“People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand there must be a reason for this.”

“If Fran Lebowitz and Ian Fleming had blessed the world with a love child it would have been author J. Fields Jr.”

“I carefully lifted out of the pose and spoke up: "Uh, Fran? When I'm doing the pose (camel), I have this feeling in my chest, kind of a scary, tight feeling."Fran was adjusting someone across the room. She had a way of looking like a thoughtful seamstress when she made adjustments: an inch let out here, a seam straightened there, and everything would be just right. She might as well have had pins tucked between her lips and a tape measure around her neck. Without missing a beat or looking up she said, "Oh, that's fear. Try the pose again."Fear. I hadn't even known it was there.”

“If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.”

“Biodiversity starts in the distant past and it points toward the future.”

“I've gone very far, far away, but my character keeps me close to home.”

“Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger.”

“Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.”

“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”