E. Horne and J. Comeau Quotes

“I love you the way a knife loves a heart, the way a bomb loves a crowd, the way your mother warned you about, essentially.”

“I love you the way a knife loves a heart, the way a bomb loves a crowd, the way your mother warned you about, essentially.”

“We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.”

“Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.”

“I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well, think how amazing we'll look! All bloody and torn and grizzled.Plus, suits look official. They would add an air of credibility to our campaign of blood drenched disproportionate responses.”

“Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?”

“Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.”

“She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world.""What is the matter with you?" Charlie asks his daughter. "Any sane person would have told me to go to the doctor. I'm seeing a headless apparition every day. Maybe my medications are conflicting. You should see the list of side effects on this stuff.”

“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.”

“You know, Joey, the medication has helped settle you down, but you have been a good kid all along. You are naturally good. I hope you know that about yourself. You have a good heart.”

“fear is the starter pistol to life's greatest moments”