Vanessa Bayer Quotes

“There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.”

“You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.”

“Who can stop influenza and tuberculosis? The wealth of high society cannot buy off this evil, for their bored children die alongside everyone else.”

“I’ve always thought the best songs come though us not from us…. They gave me life, they gave me an identity and I gave them my tears, my heart, and my truth.”

“Faith has answers that the ears can't always hear.”

“I live in the first drop of ink that touches every blank page.”

“Such is the amazing power of stories to link us to our past and lead us all the way back to the present.”

“Empty baggage of the past, travel light in the Light!”

“Different versions of a true story”

“The lesson I learned is that when you give someone authority, you must be conscious you are doing so and continue to ask yourself whether it is in your best interests.”